2019 April Fools – THIS WAS A JOKE, relax people!
Less than a month after the Liberal government celebrated another election win, they have acted swiftly and dramatically, banning all bull bars from NSW roads overnight. It seems not only can we look forward to four more years of happy property developers and casino owners, but the right to protection and a neat place to mount our light bars has been robbed from NSW residents as well.
The Liberal government are acting swiftly on this too, with Mobile Bull Bar Testing (MBT) vans rolling out through the streets immediately. If you are caught with any frontal protection, penalties include steep fines and a potential impoundment of your vehicle. Those with alloy, steel or any other form of bull bar will be required to return their vehicles to stock form immediately, and at the owner’s cost. This isn’t just in suburban areas – this ban is NSW-wide.
We hit the streets to see what you, the public, thought of the decision. “Yeah, it’s heaps sh!t, eh!” said Barry Thompson of Picnic Point. “Bloody disgrace,” said his friend Tina Smith. “Who are you and how did I get here?” replied another of their acquaintances; he wished to remain unnamed.
Strangely, five-post bull bars on 79 Series ‘Cruisers have been exempted from the sweeping changes, so long as there is a Mack bulldog adorning the bonnet, Kenworth mud flaps to the rear, and a minimum of seven nine-foot aerials mounted to the bar.
Oh, if you have made it this far without throwing your phone or laptop in rage, pinch and a punch for the first day of the month 😉
Happy April Fools … go give your bull bar a hug. And don’t forget, the latest issue of Unsealed 4X4 is now live, and that isn’t a joke 😉
you mongrel ….you got me !
Haha it’s great to see that some haven’t lost their sense of humor we live in a to much uptight world great gaga, it the only one that I have seen and it worked a treat, keep up the great article.
God bless RA
You had me going a bit while reading it I had this vision of leaving your bull bar at the NSW border and pick it up when you leave the state!!!!!
Is this true or is it the work of some sick loonie who must be a member of the big three Libs,Lab ,Greens as this is about the level of those c..ts .I would have expected better of a site like this.Seems I was wrong.If it is true then it is a real sad day for the people of NSW. But if it is surposed to be a joke then I do not want anything to do with arseholes who are that depraved. I will be unsubscribing and telling my friends to do the same.
Did you not actually read the article?
Get a grip, Leon.
April fools ?
Ahahahhaaha! I was about to lose the plot