THE STYLE GUIDE

A DOZEN EASY WAYS TO GET YOURSELF KICKED OUT OF A FAIR DINKUM COUNTRY PUB

1. Plonk your 4X4 where the publican usually parks
2. Ask if there is pear cider on tap
3. Fail to honour a shout with the locals
4. Mention that you work for a coal or gas company looking to start up an operation in the area
5. Have a loud mobile ringtone featuring a crass rap song
6. Ask if there are any organic vegan options on the bar menu
7. Wear a cravat
8. Wear a Manly or Collingwood jersey
9. Complain loudly about the lack of local sushi/espresso/day spa options
10. Treat the person behind the bar as anything less than your equal
11. Ask how long the red wine has been left to breathe
12. Tell the locals their pub is OK, but not as good as …

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