2019 April Fools – THIS WAS A JOKE, relax people!
Less than a month after the Liberal government celebrated another election win, they have acted swiftly and dramatically, banning all bull bars from NSW roads overnight. It seems not only can we look forward to four more years of happy property developers and casino owners, but the right to protection and a neat place to mount our light bars has been robbed from NSW residents as well.
The Liberal government are acting swiftly on this too, with Mobile Bull Bar Testing (MBT) vans rolling out through the streets immediately. If you are caught with any frontal protection, penalties include steep fines and a potential impoundment of your vehicle. Those with alloy, steel or any other form of bull bar will be required to return their vehicles to stock form immediately, and at the owner’s cost. This isn’t just in suburban areas – this ban is NSW-wide.
We hit the streets to see what you, the public, thought of the decision. “Yeah, it’s heaps sh!t, eh!” said Barry Thompson of Picnic Point. “Bloody disgrace,” said his friend Tina Smith. “Who are you and how did I get here?” replied another of their acquaintances; he wished to remain unnamed.
Strangely, five-post bull bars on 79 Series ‘Cruisers have been exempted from the sweeping changes, so long as there is a Mack bulldog adorning the bonnet, Kenworth mud flaps to the rear, and a minimum of seven nine-foot aerials mounted to the bar.
Oh, if you have made it this far without throwing your phone or laptop in rage, pinch and a punch for the first day of the month 😉
Happy April Fools … go give your bull bar a hug. And don’t forget, the latest issue of Unsealed 4X4 is now live, and that isn’t a joke 😉
nice one… great joke…
does this apply to vehicles registered in other states travelling through NSW
Only for you car doug
To my fellow 4×4 owner’s, don’t let these bastard’s in government win, they cause enough problem’s as is. Take it to the street’s, the court’s and even Parlaiment themselves. Come on guy’s and ladies, let’s get this so called law rid of and vote these bastard’s out next election.
Come on! They can’t adopt an energy policy, what makes you think they would take the 4WDers on like this?
APRIL FOOL.
I’ll admit. You got me there. I was fuming on the way down to the final sentence though.
Bugger you had me going for moment!!!!?
Got me hook, line and sinking heart. Grrrrrrrrrr!
Had me for about 10 seconds ??
Arseholes
Halfway through the article I was moving to QLD. then I woke up. ha ha . But I wouldn’t put it past them.
Very Funny Boom BOOM
Bloody ripper. Had me going for a while. Pure gold.