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2019 April Fools – THIS WAS A JOKE, relax people!
Less than a month after the Liberal government celebrated another election win, they have acted swiftly and dramatically, banning all bull bars from NSW roads overnight. It seems not only can we look forward to four more years of happy property developers and casino owners, but the right to protection and a neat place to mount our light bars has been robbed from NSW residents as well.
The Liberal government are acting swiftly on this too, with Mobile Bull Bar Testing (MBT) vans rolling out through the streets immediately. If you are caught with any frontal protection, penalties include steep fines and a potential impoundment of your vehicle. Those with alloy, steel or any other form of bull bar will be required to return their vehicles to stock form immediately, and at the owner’s cost. This isn’t just in suburban areas – this ban is NSW-wide.
We hit the streets to see what you, the public, thought of the decision. “Yeah, it’s heaps sh!t, eh!” said Barry Thompson of Picnic Point. “Bloody disgrace,” said his friend Tina Smith. “Who are you and how did I get here?” replied another of their acquaintances; he wished to remain unnamed.
Strangely, five-post bull bars on 79 Series ‘Cruisers have been exempted from the sweeping changes, so long as there is a Mack bulldog adorning the bonnet, Kenworth mud flaps to the rear, and a minimum of seven nine-foot aerials mounted to the bar.
Oh, if you have made it this far without throwing your phone or laptop in rage, pinch and a punch for the first day of the month 😉
Happy April Fools … go give your bull bar a hug. And don’t forget, the latest issue of Unsealed 4X4 is now live, and that isn’t a joke 😉
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Why are you giving the Bastards Idea’s !
Mate I agree with u , these Silver Spoon Arseholes don’t need anymore Bullets to shoot at us 4b owners
Your the arse holes posting that crap. I don’t need that stress and bull shit in my life.
I call April fools
Stupid, thats you off my subscription
#uckers
What a load of BS. I wonder how many peoples lives have been saved by having good legal frontal protection? I think 4 wd associations need to present the govt with stats and photos proving how ignorant their decision is.
I also think that petitions should be set up ALL OVER THE COUNTRY to show our concerns and vote with our pens. The pen is mightier than the sword
A great Aussie tradition Neil is a good “furphy” to spread around and see who bites. 1st April is a good day to be on the lookout for a good tall story.
I hope that the NSW should have thought that any 4x4er and this includes big lap 4x4ers will now stop coming to NSW but worst still is any Victorian 4x4er that would drive up North to Queensland will no longer pass through NSW in the long term tourist will stop visiting NSW
April fools
Ha ha bloody Ha ???.
April fool
That’s funny but don’t go giving these idiots ideas. lol
Pluck you. Ya got me .
nice one… great joke…
does this apply to vehicles registered in other states travelling through NSW
Only for you car doug
To my fellow 4×4 owner’s, don’t let these bastard’s in government win, they cause enough problem’s as is. Take it to the street’s, the court’s and even Parlaiment themselves. Come on guy’s and ladies, let’s get this so called law rid of and vote these bastard’s out next election.
Come on! They can’t adopt an energy policy, what makes you think they would take the 4WDers on like this?
APRIL FOOL.
I’ll admit. You got me there. I was fuming on the way down to the final sentence though.
Bugger you had me going for moment!!!!?
Got me hook, line and sinking heart. Grrrrrrrrrr!
Had me for about 10 seconds ??
Arseholes
Halfway through the article I was moving to QLD. then I woke up. ha ha . But I wouldn’t put it past them.
Very Funny Boom BOOM
Bloody ripper. Had me going for a while. Pure gold.
Great April fools
However this is no Joke if labour get in you can say good buy to your Boys toys or pay High taxes to keep them See todays labour announcement , when will they learn Australia has little effect on world pollution
Presumably your comment is your own attempt at an April Fools joke John?
Dear oh dear, you have swallowed the Coalition line about, that hook line and sinker.
#desperatescaretactics. #graspingatstraws #growabrain
now if you had said Queensland…….
You shits!
APRIL FOOLS JOKE GOT ME
April fools day surely
April fools day surely!!
Hahha
You got me
Didn’t have to look past the headline and date but this is not even vaguely funny or creative. Give yourselves a double uppercut
Hook line and sinker .
Funny funny funny .
Thought this was a joke, good one. Years ago we had a Pathfinder, it was a Nissan special and came with a bull bar from the factory.
you mongrel ….you got me !
Haha it’s great to see that some haven’t lost their sense of humor we live in a to much uptight world great gaga, it the only one that I have seen and it worked a treat, keep up the great article.
God bless RA
You had me going a bit while reading it I had this vision of leaving your bull bar at the NSW border and pick it up when you leave the state!!!!!
Is this true or is it the work of some sick loonie who must be a member of the big three Libs,Lab ,Greens as this is about the level of those c..ts .I would have expected better of a site like this.Seems I was wrong.If it is true then it is a real sad day for the people of NSW. But if it is surposed to be a joke then I do not want anything to do with arseholes who are that depraved. I will be unsubscribing and telling my friends to do the same.
Did you not actually read the article?
Get a grip, Leon.
April fools ?
Ahahahhaaha! I was about to lose the plot